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{Enter all together, and request to be allowed to perform.}
Johnny Funny.-
"Stir up the fire and make a light,
For in this house there will be a fight.
In comes Farmer Dick
With his big stick."
King George and Farmer Dick {together} .-
"Here's two champions going to fight."
{They fight, and the Farmer falls dead.}
K.G.-
"Five pounds for a doctor.
Ten pounds for a doctor.
Twenty pounds for a doctor."
{Enter Doctor Brown.}
D.B.-
"In comes I, old Dr. Brown,
The best old doctor in the town."
K.G.-
"Who made you the best doctor?"
D.B.-
"By my travels."
K.G.-
"Where have you travelled?"
D.B.-
"England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales,
Three times there and back again."
K.G.-
"What can you cure?"
D.B.-
"I can cure the itch, the pitch, the colic, and the gout."
K.G.-
"Can you bring dead men to life?"
D.B.-
"I can."
K.G.-
"Make this man live."
D.B. {Draws bottle from his pocket and puts it to the Farmer's mouth} .-
"Drink this."
{The Farmer rises.}
All.-
"Once he was dead, but now lives."
Johnny Funny.-
"In comes I, Johnny Funny,
The man who collects the money.
Money we want and money we'll have,
If you don't give us money
We'll sweep you all out."
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