P.S.Smith & M.G.Smith Collection (1975, Eastwood Community Association)
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PS & MG SMITH COLLECTION
EASTWOOD
Opener I open the door I enter in,
I beg your pardon to begin,
The Festival Season is once more here
Its the festival Cty come to bring you
some cheer
Now sit yourselves back for few moments fun,
& don't none of you leave until we're all done.
We might make you laugh or we might make
you cry,
But on the play & enter bullguy
Bullguy I am bullguy I'm the strongest in town
Opener I can smell you from here, you should be
put down.
Bullguy I've got the strength of the biggest bulldozer
JUst look at my muscles, I splash it all over.
St. George In come St. George, the dragon killer
Bullguy You couldn't kill a catterpillar
St. G. Stand Back Stans back you dirty swine
I'll make you suffer so!
I'll make you scream, I'll make you whine,
Hey get off my toe!
You've done it now, you've made me mad
You've got me in a rage
Stand back, fight you lousy cad,
You've come to the end of your days.
FIGHT
Opener Is there a doctore in the house?
Doctor In come I Dr. McTwickers,
Ah! What have I here, a pair of ... tweezers
Ah cigarettes, I'm dying for a fag.
For coughs & cold take Owbridges,
or so the advert goes,
Now where the hells the patient gone
I can't see in front of my nose.
Ah I can see where the trouble arises
Now your're in for a few surprises
Get up & fight St. George again.
Bullguy That something I will not do
So if you'll all excuse me, I'm off the
bar for a drink.
Bellsibub I comes bellsibub,
Its all right for your lot, sat in this pub,
I've nowhere to go when I've finished this play
Cos my daddy is in prison & mummy's away,
I knew D.H. Lawrence when I was a lad,
He had the cheek to suggest I was mad
So if you think its daft & got no sense,
Put your hand in your pocket & pull out a
few pence
'Bull Guyzeing' play as adapted for performance at
Christmas 1975 by members of Eastwood Community Assoc.
Text written out by Performers. |
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